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i have a curse.

"and the prophets will tell the tale of THE BOY WHO FELL AWAY, but what could he do, when there was no one else around to take his wounded hand?"

i'm a monster.

independent & private

book-based

luke castellan

from rick riordan's
percy jackson & the olympians
series

interpreted by

ink

my touch is lethal.

orig. est. 2013
rebooted march 2016

previously found @ cxstellan !!

tracking:

#mercurialhero

i am their weapon.

drafts: 12
memes: 9
starters: 00

Send 💋+ a number to kiss my Muse!

rppanda:

  1. On the nose.
  2. On the cheek.
  3. On the forehead.
  4. On the hand.
  5. On the neck.
  6. On the nape of the neck.
  7. On the shoulder.
  8. On the chest.
  9. On the stomach.
  10. On the knee.
  11. On the ankle.
  12. On the ear.
  13. On the jawline.
  14. On the collarbone.
  15. On the lips.

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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

(Source: riddlesreformed)


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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )#( luke vc: p much evri1 is smash. )#( me: FUCK OFF L UKE. )

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

(Source: tsukiakarinoniji-archive)


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#( don't mention his mom or his dad there done. )#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )

100 ways to say ‘I love you’, Skins edition

cheekyfitch:

  1. ‘Wake up (name), you twat.’
  2. ‘Do you want a coke or something?’
  3. ‘Can I carry your books?’
  4. ‘Yeah, wow, lovely… No. But I like that you’re funny Iooking.’
  5. ‘Oh thank you, you’re so nice.’
  6. ‘You fancy me?’
  7. ‘I think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?’
  8. ‘We’ll miss you, won’t we?’
  9. [ text ] : EAT
  10. ‘Have you always had that mole?’
  11. ‘I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.’
  12. ‘You alright? Do you want to dance?’
  13. ‘Do you want me to walk you home?’
  14. ‘We’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?’
  15. ‘Shall I give you head?’
  16. ‘I’m gonna get an early night. Coming to bed?’
  17. ‘I’ll give you head - that’s friendship.’
  18. ‘But what about you? You’ve got bigger problems than me.’
  19. ‘I like your hair.’
  20. ‘And I’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?’
  21. ‘I realised something. I’ve been an idiot.’
  22. ‘And I was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?’
  23. ‘You’re clever, funny, and… very, very pretty.’
  24. ‘So I’ll see you around.’
  25. ‘(name), you came! I mean, cool, I mean… I wasn’t sure you would.’
  26. ‘Do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?’
  27. ‘I don’t want this to be difficult.’
  28. ‘Did you get beaten up?’
  29. ‘I want to speak to you, and I think you want to speak to me.’
  30. ‘Kiss me again.’
  31. ‘Come on, I’m taking you for breakfast.’
  32. ‘Happy birthday, mate.’
  33. ‘There’s something I have to get off my chest and if I don’t, I’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.’
  34. ‘Come to bed with me. Please.’
  35. ‘You’re my best friend, but I really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.’
  36. ‘See? I remembered your favourite.’
  37. ‘Look, sorry, (name). But your mum says we gotta take you home.’
  38. ‘Come out. I’ll get you dancing.’
  39. ‘Do I have to gay you now?’
  40. ‘Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, I think we’re ready, so, er, (name) … I want you to move in with me.’
  41. ‘Let’s talk. Fill me in with everything. Every little detail.’
  42. ‘We can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.’
  43. ‘And I fucking love you.’
  44. ‘Wow! You’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.’
  45. ‘Cheeky.’
  46. ‘Thanks for keeping schtum.’
  47. ‘Hi, I made tea.’
  48. ‘I’ve never been to a pyjama party before, so I brought Vodka. Was that right?’
  49. ‘I’ll show you how to do a blowjob.’
  50. ‘I missed you… I missed you too much.’
  51. ‘I think you can do anything.’
  52. ‘It’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.’
  53. ‘You alright?’
  54. ‘I know you, (name). I know you’re lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you. So be brave. And want me back!’
  55. ‘Fuck you.’
  56. ‘Can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?’
  57. ‘This is a once-only charity event, you understand?’
  58. ‘I bought a fucking gateaux.’
  59. ‘Please. Can we start again?’
  60. ‘Facebook really needs to hear about this.’
  61. ‘You’re very stalkable.’
  62. ‘I was scared!’
  63. ‘I am so proud of you.’
  64. ‘Don’t you think you’ve had enough?’
  65. ‘She’s lovely, isn’t she?’
  66. ‘You look nice in that dress.’
  67. ‘You are doing so well, sweetheart.’
  68. ‘So you’re mental, and I’m useless.’
  69. ‘So, what are we doing next, mystery girl?’
  70. ‘I’ll never forget you.’
  71. ‘Hi. I got eggs. We can have eggs, yeah? And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat.’
  72. ‘I’d die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me.’
  73. ‘Don’t take any crap this time.’
  74. ‘Badass.’
  75. ‘You’ve totally got, like, “fuck me” eyes, girl. Totally “fuck me sideways” eyes.’
  76. ‘Maybe we can go together.’
  77. ‘Don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.’
  78. ‘I’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.’
  79. ‘You’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.’
  80. ‘You’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.’
  81. ‘You need to sort yourself out.’
  82. ‘Remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?’
  83. ‘Everything is going to be fine, I promise you.’
  84. ‘Hi, you look nice.’
  85. ‘You may live your life as you want.’
  86. ‘We’ll do a girls’ night in.’
  87. ‘You’re a shape-shifter of happiness.’
  88. ‘It’s not like we’re getting married! It was one dinner!’
  89. ‘Thank you, my henna-handed honcho.’
  90. ‘I’m sorry. I was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.’
  91. ‘It’s heavenly.’
  92. ‘Why aren’t you here?’
  93. ‘I tried to ring you.’
  94. ‘Everything’s better. Here you are again.’
  95. ‘I’ll dance with you.’
  96. ‘What’s happened to you, (name)?’
  97. ‘I didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.’
  98. ‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I’m so glad you came!’
  99. ‘I promise. Everything’s going to be alright.’
  100. ‘ I love you.’

(Source: cheekyfitchmoved-blog)


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#( IM STILL EMO BC THIS MY MEME AND IM SCARED TO LOG INTO EM BC THIS WILL HAVE FUCKED MY ACTIVITY PAGE. )#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )

charadev:

INSULTS, THREATS, AND FLIRTATIONS. (4/6). from the lines for all occasions series.

  • I know the real you.
  • Is it a burden, being that beautiful?
  • You remind me of when I was young and clueless.
  • Everyone has a price.
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes – I can’t take them off you.
  • Make  me proud.
  • You’ll be nothing without me.
  • Good luck with that.
  • You left a paper trail.
  • You look cheap – was that the point?
  • Most people live and learn. You just live.
  • Don’t test me.
  • You’re not indispensable.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • You get tired wrestling with temptation.
  • Plenty of people would love to be in your position.
  • You should come with a warning label.
  • That’s an interesting idea.
  • The higher you are, the higher you fall.
  • Your hostility makes you an easy target.
  • Is this seat taken?
  • I come with references.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • This is not a democracy.
  • Can’t you do anything right?
  • This is how it starts.

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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )

rpmemes-andstuff:

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…

  • Age?
  • Favorite show?
  • Favorite movie?
  • Favorite book?
  • Height? 
  • Time they usually go to bed?
  • Time zone?
  • Relationship status?
  • Gender?
  • Sexuality? 
  • OTP?
  • NOTP
  • Favorite character?
  • Least Favorite character?
  • Favorite Song?
  • Favorite band/artist?
  • anything else you can think of

(Source: rpmemes-andstuff-blog)


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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )#( lmao good luck ? )

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

  • [text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
  • [text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
  • [text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
  • [text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
  • [text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
  • [text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
  • [text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
  • [text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
  • [text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
  • [text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
  • [text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
  • [text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
  • [text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
  • [text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
  • [text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
  • [text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
  • [text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
  • [text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
  • [text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
  • [text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
  • [text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
  • [text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
  • [text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
  • [text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
  • [text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
  • [text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
  • [text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
  • [text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
  • [text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
  • [text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
  • [text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
  • [text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
  • [text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
  • [text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
  • [text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
  • [text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
  • [text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
  • [text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
  • [text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
  • [text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
  • [text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
  • [text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
  • [text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
  • [text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
  • [text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
  • [text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
  • [text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
  • [text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
  • [text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
  • [text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
  • [text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
  • [text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
  • [text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
  • [text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
  • [text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )#( LMAO. )

memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )#( I JUST LIKE THESE. )

KINK MEME: send me a kink and I will respond my opinion by bolding these:

rosecrime:

shxpxrd:

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK YES | Oh god you don’t even know


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#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )

memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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V S R
#☤┆the words of sin & tragedy are the flipside to the selfless lives we’ve lead. ❜— ( meme )