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i have a curse.

"and the prophets will tell the tale of THE BOY WHO FELL AWAY, but what could he do, when there was no one else around to take his wounded hand?"

i'm a monster.

independent & private

book-based

luke castellan

from rick riordan's
percy jackson & the olympians
series

interpreted by

ink

my touch is lethal.

orig. est. 2013
rebooted march 2016

previously found @ cxstellan !!

tracking:

#mercurialhero

i am their weapon.

drafts: 12
memes: 9
starters: 00

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog ( /: scott )

mercurialhero:

[ text » scott m. ] : cat
[ text » scott m. ] : mouse
[ text » scott m. ] : god
[ text » scott m. ] : antelope
[ text » scott m. ] : coyote
[ text » scott m. ] : mr fuzzywhiskers
[ text » scott m. ] : snowball
[ text » scott m. ] : snowball ii
[ text » scott m. ] : tibbles
[ text » scott m. ] : tac
[ text » scott m. ] : esuom
[ text » scott m. ] : esio trot
[ text » scott m. ] : luke
[ text » scott m. ] : philomena
[ text » scott m. ] : terry
[ text » scott m. ] : doggggggg  but  the  last  six  g’s  are  silent
[ text » scott m. ] : asdfghjkl;barbara but  everything  before  the  first  ‘b’  in  barbara  is  silent
[ text » scott m. ] : toby
[ text » scott m. ] : spot  —  this  is  vouched  for  by  godly  beings
[ text » scott m. ] : stripes
[ text » scott m. ] : rover
[ text » scott m. ] : rex
[ text » scott m. ] : remington
[ text » scott m. ] : seraphina
[ text » scott m. ] : ignatius
[ text » scott m. ] : lunch  so  when  you  say  ‘i’m  just  gonna  grab  lunch’  &  come  back  with  a  dog  people  will  be  confused
[ text » scott m. ] : scott  because  people  often  name  their  kids  after  themselves
[ text » scott m. ] : laika
[ text » scott m. ] : toto
[ text » scott m. ] : fido
[ text » scott m. ] : lassie
[ text » scott m. ] : whosthebestboyintheworldyouare!
[ text » scott m. ] : best dog
[ text » scott m. ] : roger
[ text » scott m. ] : orthrus
[ text » scott m. ] : cerberus
[ text » scott m. ] : goodboi

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❪     meme  /  accepting!    ❫


anyway arent u also like 24, single, pan, and i guess fave band has to be the mumblers unless youre a fake jake fan and real life otp is probably jake and his wife

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…


arent u like 5'3 too

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…


YOUR BIRTHDAY IS APRIL FOOLS DAY LIKE HEATH M Y SON

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…


TIMEZONE: AEST !!!!!!! gender: .... female ??? and i wanna say.... 21??? ahh your birthdAY JUST PASSED I SHOULD KNOW THIS ... also is sky high ur fav??

Munday guessing game. Can you guess the muns…


( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog ( /: scott )

[ text » scott m. ] : cat
[ text » scott m. ] : mouse
[ text » scott m. ] : god
[ text » scott m. ] : antelope
[ text » scott m. ] : coyote
[ text » scott m. ] : mr fuzzywhiskers
[ text » scott m. ] : snowball
[ text » scott m. ] : snowball ii
[ text » scott m. ] : tibbles
[ text » scott m. ] : tac
[ text » scott m. ] : esuom
[ text » scott m. ] : esio trot
[ text » scott m. ] : luke
[ text » scott m. ] : philomena
[ text » scott m. ] : terry
[ text » scott m. ] : doggggggg  but  the  last  six  g’s  are  silent
[ text » scott m. ] : asdfghjkl;barbara but  everything  before  the  first  ‘b’  in  barbara  is  silent
[ text » scott m. ] : toby
[ text » scott m. ] : spot  —  this  is  vouched  for  by  godly  beings
[ text » scott m. ] : stripes
[ text » scott m. ] : rover
[ text » scott m. ] : rex
[ text » scott m. ] : remington
[ text » scott m. ] : seraphina
[ text » scott m. ] : ignatius
[ text » scott m. ] : lunch  so  when  you  say  ‘i’m  just  gonna  grab  lunch’  &  come  back  with  a  dog  people  will  be  confused
[ text » scott m. ] : scott  because  people  often  name  their  kids  after  themselves
[ text » scott m. ] : laika
[ text » scott m. ] : toto
[ text » scott m. ] : fido
[ text » scott m. ] : lassie
[ text » scott m. ] : whosthebestboyintheworldyouare!
[ text » scott m. ] : best dog
[ text » scott m. ] : roger
[ text » scott m. ] : orthrus
[ text » scott m. ] : cerberus
[ text » scott m. ] : goodboi

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❪     meme  /  accepting!    ❫



tastefullyoffensive:

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

geunun:


Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”
“Do you want me to leave?”
“You are not going without me.”
“I can’t believe you!”
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m not jealous.”
“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Isn’t this amazing?”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“Run away with me.”
“You did WHAT?” 
“Quit whining.”
“Get outta my sight!”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
“Never in a million years.”
“Don’t ask me that…”
“I might have had a few shots.”
“What’s with the box?”
“W- What are you doing?”
“Say it!”
“I could kiss you right now!”
“Are you done with that?”
“What’s going on here?”
“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” 
“Did you do this on purpose?!” 
“Kiss me.”
“Are you still awake..?” 
“Excuse you?” 
“This is all your fault!”
“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” 
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“Screw you!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“Make me.”
“Don’t tempt me.”
“I hate you.”
“You are infuriating!”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Bite me.”
“Eat me.”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Just admit I’m right.”
“Just admit you’re wrong.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“That’s irrational.”
“Listen to me!”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“Fuck you!”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
“How dare you?”
“I dare you!” 
“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 
“Well this is awkward…”
“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
“Can I touch your boob?”
“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
“I vote today to be a pajama day.”
“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” 
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” 
“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” 
“To the night you’ll never remember!”
“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” 
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” 
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
“I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” 
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!” 
“Fuck the sandwich guy!” 
“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” 
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” 
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” 
“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   
“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?” 
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” 
“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?” 
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Take off your clothes.” 
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” 
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” 
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
[text] I know what you did last summer…

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( ✩ liz/luke as if i wouldn't. )

abittangledup:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?  DEPENDS !!! i think they’re both equally likely but definitely liz when he’s actually kronos. bc she def yells to try and get through to luke. she gets really upset….about it….a lot…
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? ………..probs liz.
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?  ………..((((((((((((: do i actually HAVE to say it ???
Who trashes the house? …if they were living together liz. but probably lukes 34324 brothers and sisters trash hermes cabin constantly.
Do either of them get physical?  ………well they spar all the time. and then there’s that whole kronos!luke thing….where they’re constantly going sword to sword. 
How often do they argue/disagree? DEPENDS. BUT ON THE REAL ALL THE TIME. 
Who is the first to apologise? most of the time liz. but if luke really upsets liz im sure he apologizes first. 

Sex:

Who is on top? luke…
Who is on the bottom? liZ
Who has the strangest desires? pROBABLY LUKE. 
Any kinks? WELL WE KINDA JUST TALKED ABOUT IT A LITTLE. AND TBH THAT WAS RIGHT UP LIZ’S ALLY BC SHE LIKES TO PLAY COY AND PRETEND SHE’S IN CONTROL. 
Who’s dominant in bed? luke AGAIN
Is head ever in the equation? yes and no ??? liz is really weird about that stuffffff sooooo in the giving end not receiving. so it’d take some time but possibly in the future for her to return the favor - she feels shitty for being that way too bu tfdjksal.
If so, who is better at performing it? …………..GOD DA MN LUKE EEEE E AGAIN. 
Ever had sex in public? at camp half blood nothing is private…so technically yes.
Who moans the most? l i z 
Who leaves the most marks? LUKE but liz does like to bite so ???
Who screams the loudest? neither ??? neither of them are really screamers. 
Who is the more experienced of the two? e____________________e luke. 
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ((((((((((((: both. looks at kronos ! luke and angsty about to betray everyone luke and regular luke. that remids me of tha tone line from jessica jones “ there’s before kilgrave and there’s after kilgrave” esxxxceptt t in tis case it’s “ there’s before kronos and after kronos “
Rough or soft? s EE THE ABOVE ANSWERED QUESTION.

How long do they usually last? UH THEYRE DEMIGODS SO ??? I DON’T KNOW ??? 
Is protection used? …….YES. mostly bc luke is probably afraid of beocming a father like his father before him…..and doesn’t want to fuck up another generation (^:
Does it ever get boring?HELL NAW
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? THE  A  T T T  TR E  E E E 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? LIZ WANTS ONE. but looking at the above answer…idk how luke feels.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? LIZ WANTS THREE KIDS. 
Who is the favorite parent? THEY DON’T PLAY FAVORITSE.FDSAAS
Who is the authoritative parent? both are authoritative about different things…
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? luke. bc lol school NOT TODAY.
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? lukeE
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BOHT THEY ARE BOTH GREAT 10/10 PARENTS.
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? B O TH
Who changes the diapers? luke tries to put it on liz but SHE’S LIKE I DON’T THINK SO OOO and they work together.
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? both. TEAMWORK.
Who spends the most time with the children? EQUAL TIME EE E
Who packs their lunch boxes? alternating days depending on who wakes up first.
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? both of them. but luke probably is better at it….then again they might just let the education system handle that.
Who cleans up after the kids? luKE IS SECRETLY A MOM AFTER ALL HIS YEARS OF BEING THE HEAD OF HERMES CABIN AND ALSO TAKING CARE OF THALIA AND ANABETH SOOOoo he’d probaly start to and then liz is like. NO THEY CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES.
Who worries the most? lizzzZ
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? LuKe

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? BOTH, but liz is def the one who wants to cuddle the most.
Who is the little spoon? lIZ SHE IS SO SMOL.
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? LUKE BC HE’S AN INSTIGATOR AND A PIECE OF SHIT. 
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  LU K E E E 
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? depending on if someone tries to get frisky i’d say a long long time. bc they really like tolay there and just talk to each other 90% of the time.
Who gives the most kisses? liz gives the most innocent, luke is the one who like sto deepen them but also he gives his fair share of cute little kisses. eskimo kisse.s buter fly kisfjdsaflk i want t o die.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? WATCHING THE STARS AFTER LIGHTS OUT AND JUST TALKING FOR HOURS ON END. 
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? SEE ABOVE. And in his bunk after all his brothers and sisters have gone to bed.
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? LUKE. but i also think liz likes to slap/grab his ass after camp games. esp if she’s fallen in the mud during tug-of-war or capture the flag so there’s a little liz hand print on the back of his shorts.
How often do they get time to themselves? NE VER BC LUKE IS DAD. 

Sleeping:

Who snores? they both do probably. not often but sometimes. 
If both do, who snores the loudest? probably liz….
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? most nights they try to share, but lol like chiron gunna have that shit. soooo it depends on whta they can get away with that night.
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? THEY ARE MELDED INTO ONE THAT’S HOW CLOSE THEY ARE.
Who talks in their sleep? boTH OF THEM. and i bet liz has heard some concerning shit coming form lukes mouth the closer it got to his time of desertion (((((((:
What do they wear to bed? I DON’T KNOW ABOUT LUKE. WHAT THE FUCK HE WEAR TO BED INK. i assume like boxers and maybe an old t-shirt or no t-shirt ??? and the same goes for liz. she’s probably stolen so many of his boxers and t-shirts. or she sleeps in her underwear. but probably has to shimmy into her clothes under the covers in the morning when the youngins wake up.
Are either of your muses insomniacs? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH liz sometimes. LOOKS POINTEDLY AT LUKE. BC HE’S A POS WHO MAKES DEALS WITH LITERAL SATAN. depending on the time line neither to both to mostly luke. THEY’VE BOTH SEEN SOME SHIT OK. 
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? naw. maybe some natural shit like melatonin but not prescription. 
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? THEY ARE ONE. LITERALLY TANGLED UP SO TIGHT MAN. 
Who wakes up with bed hair? ………..liz. *insert anna waking up on coranation day for reference* that is what liz looks like in the morning.
Who wakes up first? luke for sure. 
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? camp prepares breafkast so neither. but if liz misses breakfast he’s got some toast stashed in a napkin for her before the first activity of the day.
What is their favourite sleeping position? SP O ON S. or liz curled around his side with one of her legs between his and her arms wrapped around his chest. 
Who hogs the sheets? li Z Z Z Z 
Do they set an alarm each night? maybe ??? idk DO CLOCKS WORK AT CAMP HALF BLOOD. ARE THERE SUNDIALS WHO KNOWS. 
Can a television be found in their bedroom? YES. kinda ??? I DON’T KNOW DEPENDS ON WHAT VERSION OF CAMP HALF BLOOD HEADCANON WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HMMM. maybe not. probably not. luke probably does have a tv stashed SOMEWHERE though.
Who has nightmares? (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((: both of tHEM AHAH I WANT TO DIE BUT I LOVE TO SUFFER.
Who has ridiculous dreams? both of them. and they share them every morning at breakfast.
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? LIZ. she sprawls all over luke tbh.
Who makes the bed? luke. liz hates cleaning. 
What time is bed time? whenever they manage to ACTUALLY STOP TALKING AND GET TO SLEEP. 
Any routines/rituals before bed? ??? no ???
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? L I Z Z  and luke teases her about it non-stop.

Work:

Who is the busiest? both of them train nonstop, but liz does a lot of research bc SCIENCE.
Who rakes in the highest income? THEY DO NOT HAVE JOBS. but one day liz will def mak emore. 
Are any of your muses unemployed? …….well currently yes.
Who takes the most sick days? ?????
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? ??????
Who sucks up to their boss? is kronos lukes boss ??
What are their jobs? liz works in the medical profession one day she’ll be a doctor. I DON’T KNOW ABUT LUKE MAN.
Who stresses the most? L I Z 
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? liz loves her job. I STILL DON’T KNOW ABOUT LUKE.
Are your muses financially stable? GOT THEM DRACHMAS SONNNNNNN

Home:

Who does the washing? both.
Who takes out the trash? both.
Who does the ironing? probalby luke tbh….
Who does the cooking? BOTH
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? ………..neither???
Who is messier?  lIZ Z
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? ALSO LIZ
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? A L SO L I Z  ZZ 
Who forgets to flush the toilet? probably liz. 
Who is the prankster around the house? SON OF HERMES WHO DO YOU FUCKING THINK. buT LIZ DEF HAS SOME UP HER SLEEVE TOO
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? LIZ
Who mows the lawn? grover
Who answers the telephone? both.
Who does the vacuuming? both.
Who does the groceries? both.
Who takes the longest to shower? neither. i’d say they’re both pretty fast showerers. 
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? liz.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? sometimes.
How many cars do they own? one.
Do they own their home or do they rent? rent.
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? coast. / country side ???
Do they live in the city or in the country?  city. // camp ???
Do they enjoy their surroundings? i’d like to think so ???
What’s their song? GHOST BY HALSEY AND ANNA SUN BY WALK THE MOON. BURN FROM HAMILTON AND LIKE 50 OTHER SONGS O K. HOLD ME DOWN, CONTROL, I WANT TO DIE PLS STOP ME BEFORE I MAKE AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? liz cries a lot i’m not referencing when he left to betray everyone or anything i mean what ????
Where did they first meet? caMP HALF BLOOD BITCHES !!!
How did they first meet? liz wasn’t claimed yet so she was put in hermes cabin which of course he is the head counselor of 
Who spends the most money when out shopping? liz.
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?…..is this mean weapons if it’s weapons luke. 
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? both…BUT LIZ IS THE ONE ALWAYS FALLING SO MOSTLY LUKE.
Any mental issues? AHAHAH I’MNO TEVEN GOING TO GO THERE. 
Who’s terrified of bugs? neither.
Who kills the spiders around the house? THEY DONT’ KILL THE SPIDERS BC THE SPIDERS DON’T BOTHER THEM SO THEY DON’T BOTHER THE SPIDERS.
Their favourite place? UNDER THE STARS IN THE MIDDLE OF A OPEN FIELD ON CAMP LAND OR ON THE DOCK BY THE LAKE AT CAMP.
Who pays the bills? BOTH ???
Do they have any fears for their future? HAHAHAH THAT ONE OF THEM WILL DIE - OH WAIT.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? luke.
Who uses up all of the hot water? BOTH ON OCCASION
Who’s the tallest? AHAHAHHAHAHAH LUKE MY TOL BAE.
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? LUKE
Who wanders around in their underwear?both. they are both guilty of that.
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? LIZ
What do they tease each other about? EVERYLITTLE THING THEY CAN
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? LUKE 
Do they have mutual friends? …….the entire camp ???
Who crushed first? i’m guessing liz bc SHE IS WEAK
Any alcohol or substance related problems? EHHHHHHHhh i don’t think so.
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? liz….
Who swears the most? probs luke.


he always knew he was different. the first time his mother noticed, he was three months old & she was getting him dressed for the day. the phone rang : she turned for a split-second to pick it up, & when she turned back, baby shirt in hand, luke was gone. two frantic minutes later, she found him in the living room with one of his books. may castellan put the ordeal down to her own imagination ( she hadn’t been taking her meds like she should, & what she’d experience was a visual hallucination ). she never put that episode & fact that luke’s dad had fled two months earlier, citing a ‘devil child with ungodly powers’ as his reason, together.

the first time luke noticed it & could understand what it was, he knew well enough to keep quiet about it. he’d read matilda ; he knew telekinesis wasn’t normal, nor was the ability to disappear & reappear at will. thinking it a product of an under-stimulated mind ( just like the novel’s titular character ), he threw himself into his schoolwork, absorbing as much information as possible. full-fluency in four languages later, not to mention an encyclopaedic knowledge of things far beyond his seven-year-old peers, & luke knew that his powers wouldn’t go away no matter how much he learned. so instead, he settled on working on them, perfecting them.

it was two years later that the cirque rolled into town. the weird & wonderful are sure to excite any nine-year-old boy, & luke was no exception. the cirque members : they were all like him. the second he laid eyes on them, luke knew that’s where he belonged. he’d been wanting to leave home for a while at this point ( a nine-year-old child with special powers & a schizophrenic mother was never going to work out well for either party ), & he appealed to mr. tall to take him on as a performer. the cirque ringleader acquiesced, & luke castellan quickly found a place in his new home. 

he’s been with the cirque ever since ( going on fifteen years this year ), & though there are times when he thinks about his mother, he knows they’re both better off without the other.

POWERS: 

teleportation: luke can transport himself all over the world at the snap of his fingers. when he was younger, he would involuntarily teleport whenever he sneezed or was frightened, but he’s long had it under control.
telekinesis: luke can move both objects & people with his mind ( though he uses his hands often, but that’s just for show ) & has ( on particularly lazy days ) been known to go the whole day & get all his work done, without lifting a finger. literally

HIS PERFORMANCE: luke uses his powers in conjunction with one another when performing ; his act often revolves around teleporting to different parts of the room & back again, only to reveal a wallet or a ring that he’s pickpocketed from one of the audience members. he then gives it back to the poor audience member using telekinesis. there are times, however ( if the audience is particularly rowdy ) where he’ll transport himself to some far-off place, return with an animal or large object, & proceed to levitate & manipulate the item. sometimes, though, the audience is content enough to just watch him solve a rubik’s cube using nothing but his mind. he never really knows what his performance will be until he goes on stage, & that keeps it exciting for him.

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